Korffing Assumption Document
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October 31, 2011

Why has Kalvin Karlton Korff not made a new Youtube video (KalKorffShow3.0v1.mp4 ) since Mar 19, 2011; 9 long months ago?

Assumption: Kalvin has not made a new video because he knows that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, Santa in a Floppy Hat (or someone else) will absolutely poach the video, edit that video with the truth and then release it within days, if not hours of his release.

Conclusion: True.

Editorial: What must it feel like to have virtually every single thing you release to the internet (video, Face Book Post, template web site post) responded to based on the truth? No longer can a person with delusions and lies as great as Kalvin Karlton Korff’s go unanswered.